Wednesday, 20 March 2013 14:48

Some accidents do happen

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EVER BEEN to a conference where a speaker goes on and on and on and won’t stop? The Hound has learned a way of cutting that person off on cue.

Unfortunately, this happened quite by accident at the recent Massey Fertiliser and Lime workshop. A keynote speaker was given a two-minute call to finish when suddenly the lecture theatre lights came on, the computer died and the screen behind him just rolled up. It was an ‘IT misadventure’ but it did serve as a warning to others about what could happen if they overran time. 

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