Wednesday, 15 March 2023 13:30

A bit fishy!

Written by The Hound

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OPINION: A mate flew from Auckland to Nelson a couple of weeks ago to participate in an annual fishing and imbibing competition in the Marlborough Sounds.

As usual, it was a great success - including the fishing.

Our hero packaged a couple of boxes of fish to bring back home.

All labelled correctly, he waited at the Auckland baggage carousel; his luggage came along but no boxes of fish.

After waiting, he enquired at the bag counter and was advised to look at a door as sometimes these packages were left there.

It was suggested he leave his address and they'd courier the fish to him if they were ever found.

Getting a little hot under the collar, our mate asked where the police desk was so he could report the fish boxe missing or stolen.

Shortly, a trolley arrived with the said two boxes of fish.

Perhaps, some mutts thought they were in for a free feed.

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